yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
the raccoons are back...
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