belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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