i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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