Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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