Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
All I want is dick and wine.
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