So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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