Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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