I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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