He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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