I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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