Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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