all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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