we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
