i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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