and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
