I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
