Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
