she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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