Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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