Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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