so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
