I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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