Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Randomize
