I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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