FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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