I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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