I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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