Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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