I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So much rum. So many feels.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
