party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
only you would photoshop your dick
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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