I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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