He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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