i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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