Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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