I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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