The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
