It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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