I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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