On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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