Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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