So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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