I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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