GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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