Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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