Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
