I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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