..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
