yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this will be a night to untag.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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