PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My bed smells like the plague
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