Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Do vagina's smell?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
True strength comes from lack of pants
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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