we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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