please come you make the beer taste better
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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