i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Are my feet made of real feet?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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