He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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