chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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