what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
What a dumb baby whore.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
