You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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