ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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