the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
